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I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
I would have fainted.
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|The class clown who makes everyone laugh|
|The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates|
|The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day|
|The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen|
|Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks|
|That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores|
|The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much|
|The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question|
|The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed|
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