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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

I would have fainted. 

(via trait)

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first time I see a candid of my city. 
Mexico City :)
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vehxt:

Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

(via trait)

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(via trait)

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Australia:

The class clown who makes everyone laugh

America:

The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

Canada:

The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

England:

The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

New Zealand:

Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

The Netherlands:

That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

France:

The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

China:

The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

Russia:

The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(via seanp0donnell)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via seanp0donnell)

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